Things NOT to do when you see LOTR

Zusammengesammelt aus dem gleichnamigen Thread bei IMDb:

• During the opening credits, stand up and sing „Frodo of the Nine Fingers“.

• Enter ten minutes late and loudly ask the person next to you „Has the big spider killed Frodo yet?“

• Shout, „Don’t go in there!“ or „Look out for the spider!“ when the hobbits follow Gollum into the tunnels above Minas Mor.

• Loudly ask where they found a guy that thin to play Gollum.

• Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: „The Ring“.

• When Elrond comes on screen, yell, „Holy s***! It’s Agent Smith!“

• When Denethor lights the fire, shout „Barbecue!“

• In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout „RUN FOREST RUN“.

• Whenever the Nazgul are on screen loudly hum the Imperial March.

• During the battle of Helm’s Deep, when Theoden is standing watching and says: „Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?“ and then the wall explodes, yell at the screen and to Theoden: „Couldn’t keep your mouth shut, could you?“

• In the big battle scenes run up to the screen pointing and yelling to everyone that guy way back in the distance is actually a relative of yours who was on holiday in New Zealand when the filming took place.

• When they go in the paths of the dead wait till a tense moment and shout „I see dead people!“

• Say that your ring makes you invisible too – but only when nobody’s looking.

• Make Light-Sabre noises during any sword fights.

• Ask when the novelization comes out.

• After two hours of the film suddenly turn to the stranger next to you and tell him that this sort of reminds you of a book you read in high school but can’t remember the name of.

• As ROTK credits roll, say loudly „I can’t wait for the next one!“